These people chopped roots and think everything will be okay if they eat the apple? No, no, no. Don't take that fish, window man. This is Terrarium Despairium.
He'll post an ad in Casual Encounters and next thing you know all these wholesome Craigslist people storm your apartment at midnight and your neighbors are instantly impressed that you have so many friends. (They'll talk about it for weeks.)
Suddenly you're popular and cool and your party is a hit and you wake up cold in the bathtub with your carpets ruined and your dog is sick and your plumbing no longer works and and it hurts when you pee and there are several dead people in your kitchen all thanks to The Party Cobra.
Getting the birds to school on time is critical, but not always possible when angry unicyclists on the street try to block your way. (These things happen, you just have to go around them.) Careful, though, as those hotrodders might just run you right off the road. That's why the new Babelbrooke 3K by Birdwagen is the right car for your aviary family.
With a seat that sets you high above anyone else you'll be able to spot road hazards like unicyclists and hotrodders in plenty of time to prepare and execute swift avoidance maneuvers. In addition, you'll feel more important way up there looking down on those other cars. (Just be careful at bridges & overpasses.)
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Birds can be nasty, often failing to keep their opinions to themselves. This Tall Bird is critical of the
girl's posture: "Stand up straight, or you'll get stuck like that." A passerby defends her, "Hey buddy, your posture isn't so great yourself." Meanwhile, a ghost chimes in "He's just trying to help!" To which the other ghost replies, "Stop it. You're just posturing."