11.30.2015

Celebrity of the Tree

People dancing in the tree,
May not matter that much to you or me,
Unless you happen to have red hair...
And then you'll be invited there!

You say you wouldn't go? That you don't care?
These guys said the same, you know...
But now they're there!

Dancing about with their willies out for all to see-
I have no doubt that you'd look stout with them up in the tree!

They have great lives, they're just the right size,
To survive on leaves.
If it was up to me you'd join the crowd,
Up in the tree, I have no doubt,
I'd be so proud of you indeed...

And when you're through I hope you'll do a dance or two for me.
Cheers to your newfound Treetop Dance Celebrity!


11.27.2015

Wateraliens

The aliens came to take the Earth's water
But they had a change of heart
When they heard the mayor's daughter

"All life is sacred... for a start,"
"And Earth's not an intergalactic Water-Mart!"
"This fluid means life, and we need it to live,"
"So please spare our lives, we've so much more to give!"

So the aliens that came with an intention to take
Ev'ry last bit of water, from ocean to lake
Became friends to the people, brought smiles instead!
Thanks to the mayor's daughter and the words she said.


11.21.2015

Renton Bus Stop

Sitting at a bus stop waiting on a bus
You could either stay at home or come on down to hang with us
We got people up on top and they're quick to fall in love
While the others sit around, I wonder what they're thinking of?

Bird man passed out on the curb... From drinking too much beer?
But please do not disturb, he'll put his finger in your ear!
And who knows where it's been... See that smile on his face?
Bird Man's no stranger to a sin that leaves his finger with a taste!


11.01.2015

Ode to Poopaw

Before my dog died I invited some friends
To come say goodbye before her life would end
But I have no friends, only strange people came
And they laughed with big grins at my dog on display

So I asked them to leave but they said they would not!
They thought it a party. (These guys party a lot.)
So out came the beer and then up came the laughing
And all gave a big cheer to honor her passing

In one way her last day, was kind of quite sad
But in others the best day Poopaw ever had.