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Sometimes When a Path Divides...

on June 13, 2016

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Sometimes when a path divides it might seem impossible to cross,
But you'll find we're better off to build a bridge in spite of the cost.

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Horse Block (watercolor)

Standing on a block (while two men sit up top), The horse is deep in thought, wondering "Where can we walk?" He's distraught 'cause he knows that there is nowhere to go, And it does no good to tell them, they'll just say "I told you so." Ink with Watercolor on Canson Mixed Media Paper

The Alcohol Consumption Show

Small hands? Yes, but says he's "big where it matters," (By drinking so much wine he's expanded his bladder.) Some come for the drink and others come for the chatter, You're welcome if you're thin but even more if you're fatter. His name is Long Neck Beck and if you're sober you'll cry, But if you're wrecked enough he seems a heck of a guy. He never crosses the line until you come on his show, There's no television camera or broadcast, though. Just a weird room at the back of his house, you know? But for lots of alcoholics it's THE place to go. 'Cause each contestant on the show each gets their own segment, They get drunk and have a great time 'til they wake up pregnant.

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