Any day, any hour (hopefully after a shower)
Is good enough to head up to the Party Flower,
No push, no shove, but please wear a Body Glove,
'Cause these weasels may have done things you may not approve of!
Some are fat, some are buff,
And like it soft or do it rough,
But everyone is welcome, even monsters come for love!
Happiness abound when BB8 comes out to play!
Whenever he's around the kids are sure to say...
That a helpful robot friend is so much better than a horse,
Especially for young Padawans that haven't learned The Force!
Driving through the 'hood trying to enjoy the sun,
But The Capsule Men approach opting to destroy the fun.
Quick to hassle them, surrounded - found they got nowhere to run,
Now The Capsule Men will dazzle them and won't stop 'til they've won.
They claim they're here to teach, but they're really here to preach,
Modern medicine is like religion reaching out to each-
And everyone, with an answer instantly to solve,
"Put your faith in Mr. Pill and all your problems will dissolve."