Driving through the 'hood trying to enjoy the sun,
But The Capsule Men approach opting to destroy the fun.
Quick to hassle them, surrounded - found they got nowhere to run,
Now The Capsule Men will dazzle them and won't stop 'til they've won.
They claim they're here to teach, but they're really here to preach,
Modern medicine is like religion reaching out to each-
And everyone, with an answer instantly to solve,
"Put your faith in Mr. Pill and all your problems will dissolve."