In Bomb We Trust

Here they gather and play 'round the bomb,
With the same love and joy they'd express for their mom.
Raised proud, patriotic, and taught to love war,
But not to ask questions like "What are we fighting for?"


Buying Time At Heron's

Come on down to Haron's, where people shop to get their things.
Lots of people running errands never stop to chase their dreams.
They're too busy buying stuff, and who knows what they're thinking of!
Who would dare shop at a store with monsters on the top floor?
It all comes down to push and shove. Always buying, buying more...
When you're buying things so quickly- don't know what you're buying for.


The Monster's House

Some very concerned people gathered at the monster's house.
One was weary, thought him scary, quite surprised to see him out.
But the others weren't perplexed as it's what you would expect,
When a monster's height exceeds to go inside would be a threat.

So of course he stands outside! But still the people wonder why...
Filled with questions they asked why such a tall monster would buy-
A three story house that's nice but much too short to fit inside...?

And the monster sighed and replied with an answer that implied-
That it's all he could afford... A fact that made the people sad,
But not sad enough to ignore his request to come inside.

"If I can't fit through the door, then I might as well rely-
On your thoughts of what it must be like to sleep inside at night."
"Something I'll never know but I should have realized...
Before I went in debt to buy a house that's not my size."


Ello Codsworth

Say Hello to Ello, a fun new social network!
Where everyone is mellow and nobody is a jerk.
Ello's held up on the left by happy people good to meet,
Who make the network special by sharing things unique!

And Codsworth to the right... He's here from Fallout 4!
Friendly robot (and a fighter!) tough enough to survive war.
Two very special robots both of whom we all should know...
So play Fallout and then friend me at ELLO DOT CO!